Sloppy Joe Bread Rolls

Sloppy Joe Bread Rolls made of seasoned beef mixture and refrigerated biscuits are easy to make and ready in minutes. With soft, fluffy buns around a savory Sloppy Joe filling, they’re a tasty weeknight dinner or portable snack.

Sloppy Joe Bread Rolls made of seasoned beef mixture and refrigerated biscuits are easy to make and ready in minutes. With soft, fluffy buns around a savory Sloppy Joe filling, they’re a tasty weeknight dinner or portable snack.

Prep Time 15 minutes

Cook Time 45 minutes

Total Time 55 minutes

Servings 16 Servings

Ingredients

  • 1 tablespoon canola oil
  • 1/2 small onion, peeled and chopped
  • 1 clove garlic, peeled and minced
  • 1/2 pound ground beef
  • 1/2 cup button mushrooms, chopped
  • 1/2 cup tomato sauce
  • 1/4 cup ketchup
  • 2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
  • 1 teaspoon yellow mustard
  • 1 teaspoon white vinegar
  • 1 tablespoon brown sugar
  • salt and pepper to taste
  • 2 tubes (16 ounces each) grand biscuits,
  • 2 tablespoons butter
  • Parmesan cheese
  • dried basil

Instructions

  • In a pan over medium heat, heat oil. Add onions and garlic and cook until softened. 
  • Add ground beef and cook, breaking into pieces, until lightly browned.
  • Add mushrooms and cook until tender.
  • Add tomato sauce, ketchup, Worcestershire sauce, and sugar. Season with salt and pepper to taste. 
  • Stir to combine and bring to a boil. Lower heat, cover and continue to cook until meat is cooked through and liquid is reduced to almost dry. 
  • Separate dough into individual biscuits and flatten into 4-inch circles.
  • Spoon about 1 1/2 to 2 tablespoons of beef mixture on center of each dough. Gather dough to cover and seal filling. Using palms of hands, shape into balls.
  • Arrange filled biscuits seam side down on a lightly greased baking sheet. Brush tops with melted butter and sprinkle with Parmesan cheese and dried basil.
  • Bake in a 370 F oven for about 10 to 15 minutes or until golden brown.

Aunt Annie’s Soft Pretzel Bites

The pretzels won’t look gorgeous as they come out of the boiling water, but don’t worry—they will brown and crisp up and be oh-so-gorgeous when they come out of the oven!

The pretzels won’t look gorgeous as they come out of the boiling water, but don’t worry—they will brown and crisp up and be oh-so-gorgeous when they come out of the oven!

Yields: 32

Prep Time: 0 hours 15 mins

Cook Time: 0 hours 25 mins

Total Time: 0 hours 40 mins

Ingredients

Cooking spray 1

(16.3-oz.) can refrigerated biscuit dough

4 c. water

1/4 c. baking soda

1 large egg, beaten

Coarse salt 2 tbsp.

butter 2 tbsp.

flour 1 c.

milk 2 c.

cheddar

Kosher salt 

Freshly ground black pepper

Pinch cayenne pepper

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 425°. Line a large baking sheet with parchment paper and spray with cooking spray.
  2. Make the pretzels: Quarter each biscuit, then roll each piece into a ball. Using a knife, carve an X into each ball. In a medium saucepan, combine water and baking soda. Bring to boil then reduce to a simmer. Add balls and cook for 30 seconds. (The dough will float to top.) Remove with a slotted spoon and transfer to baking sheet, making sure the pretzels aren’t touching. (Don’t worry if the dough looks messy here! They’ll completely transform in the oven.) Brush beaten egg over each pretzel, then sprinkle with coarse salt. 
  3. Bake for 10 to 15 minutes or until golden brown. 
  4. Meanwhile, make cheese sauce: Melt butter in a small saucepan over medium heat. Whisk in flour and cook for 1 minute. Stir in milk and bring to a simmer. When milk begins to thicken, stir in cheese, whisking constantly until sauce is smooth. Season to taste with salt, pepper, and cayenne. Serve with the pretzels.

Skillet potatoes and bacon

Skillet Potatoes and Bacon makes a simple yet spectacular addition to any dinner meal.

Skillet Potatoes and Bacon makes a simple yet spectacular addition to any dinner meal. With crisp edges, creamy centers, and loads of flavor, the everyone will be fighting over the last piece!

Prep Time 10 minutes

Cook Time 20 minutes

Total Time 30 minutes

Servings 4 Servings

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 pounds baby Yukon gold potatoes, halved lengthwise
  • kosher salt
  • 6 slices bacon, chopped
  • 2 cloves garlic, peeled and minced
  • 2 tablespoons green onions, chopped
  • freshly-ground pepper

Instructions

  • In a saucepan over medium heat, combine potatoes, about 1 teaspoon salt, and enough cold water to cover. Bring to a boil for about 3 to 5 minutes or just until potatoes start to soften but not completely cooked through. 
  • Drain potatoes and pat dry.
  • In a cast iron skillet over medium heat, add bacon. Cook, stirring occasionally until it renders fat and crisps. Remove bacon from pan and drain on paper towels.
  • Add potatoes to the pan with cut sides down. Cook, turning as needed for about 7 to 10 minutes or until nicely browned and tender. 
  • Add garlic, bacon, and salt and pepper to taste. Cook, stirring to combine, for about 1 to 2 minutes or until garlic lightly browns. 
  • Garnish with chopped green onions. Serve hot.

Things to be aware of

This is a great explanation of situational awareness.

Remember the signs and symptoms that lead us to where we are now? Disaster starts with a sequence of subtle changes before the event itself. Learning to read these sequences can prepare you to avoid suffering and improve your condition.

Running time 4 minutes 33 seconds

This is a great explanation of situational awareness.

Famine and pestilence

We have been told that even though farmers are plowing under their crops and ranchers and producers are destroying their animals… even though processing plants are shutting down that there will not be a food shortage.
WE HAVE BEEN LIED TO!

We have been told that this is all about a virus. We have been told that we must stay at home and self-quarantine to be safe.

We have been told that even though farmers are plowing under their crops and ranchers and producers are destroying their animals… even though processing plants are shutting down that there will not be a food shortage.

WE HAVE BEEN LIED TO!

MAKE THIS GO VIRAL!

Flattening the curve

Shutdown was an economic solution to a medical problem.

Some observations well into the self-quarantine, “flatten the curve” narrative.

Notice that nowhere was shutdown meant to save lives.
It was to flatten the curve – not that fewer people would die- it was to space the deaths out so that demand did not overwhelm supply- but that the healthcare system would not be overwhelmed.

It was designed to”prevent jams in the ER”- so that everyone would have the chance to die of corona in the hospital- cause you can’t bill someone that dies at home. Meanwhile, medical personnel were furloughed because elective procedures were prohibited.

Shutdown was an economic solution to a medical problem.

It is Just in Time Supply Chain Management applied to disease.
So, just stand in line and wait your turn – you will get corona, she’ll get corona, he’ll get corona, we’ll all get corona until there is a herd immunity built up.

Truth? You can’t handle the truth!

Even if Covid-19 vanished from the Earth tomorrow, or the entire economy opened tomorrow, the collapsing of the fraud bubble cannot be reversed, any more than the addict can be “cured” with some makeup to mask the devastation and clean clothing to hide all the tracks.

Just for a change of pace, can we be bluntly honest about the U.S. economy? It’s difficult to do because we’ve chosen to ignore all the realities, much like a family that hides all the addictions, drunkenness and lies in a dysfunctional household to maintain the outward illusion of a happy functioning family.

It’s extraordinarily costly to maintain such a demanding masquerade. The psychological toll is immense, and the financial ruin that’s always threatening to collapse the flimsy facade feeds the most destructive coping strategies.
Please don’t claim that Daddy and Mommy aren’t really addicts, addicted to lies, cheating and stealing to fund their corruption and maintain the absurdly threadbare happy-story mask of normalcy.

Being honest is painful but freeing. Once all the ugliness is exposed to sunlight, then healing becomes possible. As long as reality is cloaked, hidden, explained away, etc., the destruction only deepens until complete collapse of the masquerade is the only possible outcome.

We’ve reached that point: we can no longer deny the U.S. economy is little more than a grab-bag of skims, scams, fraud and corruption. Even if Covid-19 vanished from the Earth tomorrow, or the entire economy opened tomorrow, the collapsing of the fraud bubble cannot be reversed, any more than the addict can be “cured” with some makeup to mask the devastation and clean clothing to hide all the tracks.

Let’s start with the most risible fraud: “value.” Every skim and scam claims to be “creating value” for shareholders, customers, the planet, etc. But it’s all fraud and lies. No value is being created; what’s really happening is entrenched insiders have established corrupt relationships that funnel income streams into their own pockets at the expense of everyone else, who must be kept in the dark about how the skim/scam actually works.

“Value” is now defined as private gains skimmed under the false claim of “value to customers.” Behind the bogus PR, product quality is ruthlessly slashed, quantity reductions are hidden by larger packaging, planned obsolescence is the Prime Directive of every corporation because all these frauds increase profits, which flow to an increasingly thin slice of America’s financial elites.

The entire stock market rally of the past 20 years is nothing but a gigantic fraud based on stock buybacks funded by debt. Stocks go up because the majority owners of the stock borrow money from a banking sector that gives nearly free money to financiers and corporations. The corporate insiders buy back shares with the borrowed money, and the company services the loan.

The company’s income is devoted to paying the debt taken on to boost the personal wealth of insiders. That’s fraud. Or if you prefer, embezzlement.
Take away the stock buyback scam and the U.S. stock market collapses. Take away a Federal Reserve devoted to lavishing nearly free money on financiers and corporations and the buyback scam collapses.

Consider WeWork, all the scooter start-ups, Netflix and Tesla. WeWork was a scam from the start, but there was so much money to be skimmed in selling the fraud to the public that everyone in Wall Street and the corporate media promoted the scam by refusing to look at the actual business.

The same dynamic fueled the absurd explosion of scooter start-ups, as if the business model could ever be profitable. No, the business could never be profitable, but unloading worthless shares in multiple rounds of venture capital was extremely profitable–for insiders.

As for Netflix and Tesla, the more money they lose, the more valuable they become. The key fraud here is “disruption.” If a company can be promoted as a “disruptor,” the sky’s the limit, Baby, because “disruptors”, well, disrupt, and presto-magico, somewhere down the road they become immensely profitable because, um, they disrupted something or other.

The greater the emotional pull of the scam, the easier it is to promote. Garsh, isn’t it wunnerful how a college degree guarantees a lifetime of high earnings and financial security. Except that isn’t guaranteed at all. What’s guaranteed is insiders are skimming fortunes in the higher education cartel and its fraudulent handmaiden, the student loan industry.

Then there’s sickcare, Corporate America’s rip-off skimming operation masquerading as “healthcare.” Caring has nothing to do with it; the driver is greed, maximizing profits by establishing corrupt relationships with politicos and regulators to insure staggering sums of federal monies are sluiced into sickcare’s insatiable maw.

National defense is another emotional cover for boondoggles and insider profiteering. We won World War II, doggonnit, so just ignore the $1,000 hammers and the $100 billion over-runs.

Every institution in America is little more than a cover for insider profiteering via skims, scams, rackets, fraud and embezzling schemes, all sanctified as “legal” via a thoroughly corrupted legal system and judiciary.

Debt-serfdom is packaged and sold as a “middle class lifestyle.” Political neutering, i.e. powerlessness, is sold as “party loyalty.” And so on, in an endless parade of skims and scams packaged and sold to cloak the ugly ascendancy of greed, fraud and lies.

We live in a constantly distorted house of mirrors devoted to maintaining useful illusions of “democracy,” “free markets” and other fairy tales we tell ourselves to reduce the pain of living a vast, all-encompassing fraud in which everyone who isn’t a grifting insider is the loser.

We don’t just have financial bubbles that are popping; we have bubbles in trust and credibility that are popping, too. All the lies, skims, scams, excuses, frauds, bezzles, artifices, profiteering, promotional schemes and rackets are unraveling, not because the virus shut down the economy but because the enormity of all the corruption, lies and fraud is now so great that the entire status quo is collapsing under its own weight.

Pulling the sleeve down to hide the tracks doesn’t mean the addict is cured. The illusion, the facade, the masquerading of normalcy, are no longer sustainable. The Monster Id can no longer be hidden, and simulacra no longer substitute for reality.

Trust, credibility, transparency and accountability have all been sacrificed for personal gain, at the expense of the stability of the entire system.

Once the system collapses, we all lose, even the insiders who have traded every shred of their soul for financial gains, at the expense of everything that was once held dear.

Pray fervently
Prepare constantly
Take care of your tribe
Exterminate evil whenever you can

Someone, somewhere will, like our grandfathers at Nuremberg, see an end to all this. When they do, mete out justice to all those who’ve done this evil. Then begin rebuilding…

A prayer for Saturday, April 25, 2020

John 6:31

Our fathers ate the manna in the wilderness; as it is written, ‘He gave them bread out of heaven to eat.’”

This verse continues the crowd’s angry reaction to Jesus’ claims. After seeking Him out in Capernaum, the crowd who witnessed Jesus’ miraculous feeding the day before has been spiritually challenged. Jesus pointed out that their real interest was in more free food, not truth.

Ukrainian Paska

Ukrainian Easter bread or paska (which means Easter) is a slightly sweet egg bread that can be decorated with religious symbols.

Ukrainian Easter bread or paska (which means Easter) is a slightly sweet egg bread that can be decorated with religious symbols.

It’s taken to church on Easter morning in a special basket with other foods to be blessed.

Ingredients

  • 1For the Sponge
  • 1 cup milk
  • 1/3 cup all-purpose flour
  • 2 teaspoons sugar
  • 1/2 cup water (lukewarm)
  • 3 (1/4-ounce) packages active dry yeast
  • For the Dough
  • 10 large egg yolks (room-temperature)
  • 2 large eggs (room-temperature)
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 8 ounces butter (melted)
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 1 tablespoon lemon zest (grated)
  • 6 cups all-purpose flour
  • Optional: 1 cup raisins (light or dark)
  • 1 large egg (room-temperature)
  • 2 tablespoons milk (or water, room-temperature)

Steps to Make It

Note: while there are multiple steps to this recipe, this Easter babka is broken down into workable categories to help you better plan for preparation and baking.

Make the Sponge

  1. Gather the ingredients.
  2. Scald the milk and cool it to 110 F.
  3. Place 1/3 cup flour in a medium bowl and pour the cooled scalded milk over, beating until smooth. Set aside.
  4. In a measuring cup or small bowl, dissolve 2 teaspoons sugar in lukewarm water and stir in the yeast.
  5. Transfer the yeast mixture to the milk-flour paste, mixing well.
  6. Cover with plastic wrap and let rise until light and bubbly.

Make the Dough

  1. Gather the ingredients.
  2. In a large bowl or stand mixer, beat the egg yolks, whole eggs, and salt.
  3. Add 1 cup sugar and continue beating until light.
  4. Beat in the butter, vanilla, and lemon zest.
  5. Add the sponge to this mixture and mix well.
  6. Add 6 cups flour and knead 7 minutes by machine or 10 minutes by hand.
  7. Knead in the optional raisins.
  8. Cover with greased plastic wrap and let rise until doubled.
  9. Punch down dough, knead a few times, and let it rise again.
  10. Grease 3 babka cylinders or food-grade coffee tins and fill each pan 1/3 full.
  11. Cover with greased plastic wrap and let rise until tripled.
  12. Brush tops with 1 large egg beaten with 2 tablespoons of milk or water.

Bake the Babkas

  1. Heat oven to 375 F.
  2. Bake babkas 10 minutes.
  3. Then lower temperature to 325 F and bake 30 minutes.
  4. Then lower temperature to 275 F and bake 15 to 20 minutes longer. Cover tops with aluminum foil, if they are browning too quickly.
  5. Remove from the oven and let stand in the pan for 10 minutes.
  6. Turn loaves out of the pan, running a knife around them, if necessary, and cool completely on a wire rack.
  7. If desired, the cooled loaves can be iced with a simple confectioners’ sugar glaze, letting it drip down the sides for a decorative effect.
  8. Serve and enjoy!

Sugar Glaze

Ingredients

  • 4 tablespoons butter 
  • 2 cups powdered sugar
  • 2 to 4 tablespoons milk (or hot water, for desired consistency)
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract

Steps to Make It

  1. Gather the ingredients.
  2. Melt the butter in a saucepan, or in a bowl or cup in the microwave.
  3. Sift 2 cups of powdered sugar into a medium-size bowl.
  4. Add the melted butter, 2 tablespoons of milk or hot water, and the vanilla to the powdered sugar. Stir to blend.
  5. Beat with an electric mixer until smooth and creamy, adding a little more milk or hot water if necessary.
  6. Drizzle the finished glaze over a cooled cake, quick bread, coffee cake, cupcakes, or other desserts.

At Easter one says “Khrystos Voskres” (“Christ is risen!”) and responds “Voistynu Voskres” (“He is truly risen”).